WE WRITE BOOKS. you read books. Phenomenal!

This is the shit we should’ve learned in school.
— pretty much everybody
 

Why we write books

 

We write books because there are things we need to tell you. And while we wish we could talk to all of you at once, this way is often more practical and convenient. We love words. We love simple words that get the point across. Also, we love swears (a sprinkling). We’re not trying to prove how smart we are, we’re trying to remind you how smart you are.